The gays and really bitchy girls, are my people…

Having said that, I’m sitting here last night playing channel jockey because I’ve managed to have the most wicked case of insomnia on the fucking planet in the last four days, and have watched everything I’ve TIVO’d… pffft.  Anyway, I’m flipping through the channels and lo and behold, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN is on, which is one [...]

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Theodore E. Bear & Freeway, or as they are otherwise known, Crazy Legs & Sir Farts A lot…

So, I’m sitting here watching my TIVO’d show and I’m watching the dynamic between my two canine boys unfold and I’m thinkin’ somewhere, the watchamacallit that sits up on top of the thing and passes judgment, on all of creation and it’s inhabitants, is probably thinkin’  how stupid are these humans that they can’t see [...]

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The Cheezewhiz Meter Movie Rating…

Okay, so I rate my movies and television programs by what I’ve come to call The Cheezewhiz Meter… in brief, movies and television programs get a rating that can range from a “10th Level of Hell” score or TOTAL Cheezewhiz, to a “OMG THAT WAS AWESOME” which is more like a really nicely, aged Brie… [...]

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Thoughts about Theodore E. Bear my Yorkshire Terrorist, uh, wait no that’s not right…

So, ya’ll know I just moved recently, and if ya’ll didn’t know that before you know it now, and in case you missed it:  HEY, 4-1-1, I just moved recently. I hate moving, almost as much as… well, fuck truth be told, there is very little else that I hate more than the drama of [...]

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Working out, and I should know better than to sass my personal trainer…

So, I’m working out one day, and I’m in one of my particularly tired and not all together motivated moods, but I’ve got a personal training session and I’m compelled to go because truth be told my personal trainer, bless his heart, is one hot commodity… BUT, if you know me, you know that at [...]

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Musings, opinions and lascivious thoughts about assorted hot guys…

So, I’m sitting here watching all of the shows I’ve TIVO’d over the last week, and I’m thinkin’ that the running, blatantly obvious theme, is that they all prominently feature some really seriously HOT guys and I’m not talking your garden variety, everyday hot guy, you might come across at the gym or wandering around [...]

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It’s not easy being a girl…

So, I’m sitting here considering my dating life, and it occurs to me that men have it sooooooo much easier than women on just about every conceivable level; however, there is one specific level where the complete and total injustice of the disparity between the two is just astonishingly revolting.  Let me explain… In order [...]

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MUSINGS ON RESPECTABLE WAYS TO SAVE MONEY…

This one is for the ladies, hmmm, on second thought given some of the dates I’ve had could apply equally to the men… coloring your own hair when money is tight is a perfectly respectable way to save money; however, trying to wax your own legs, underarms or privates, is a sure way to spend [...]

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Ode to the perfect revenge…

So I’m on my new friend’s blog and OMG apparently there is a firesale on asshats in Ohio because my ex science experiment is from there as apparently is hers… go figure… So we’re discussing the merits of pay back and what not, and my new BFF is wondering if I in fact did duct [...]

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A followup on Internet Dating and dating in general…

So I’m reading this other blog about this poor woman’s situation/relationship, or monumental waste of time, or science experiment, I guess it really depends on how creative you wanna get with what you call it, and it seems that there are just entirely too many assholes out there and not enough real men who are [...]

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